He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
So many bounce houses so little time
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Randomize
