Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
So apparently I’m into choking now
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