i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
That accounts for only three of the penises
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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