I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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