I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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