I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I'm always down for nudity.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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