VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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