we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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