ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
That reminds me...we need to get swords
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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