You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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