TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
