we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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