dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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