Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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