i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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