I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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