The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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