I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
The feeling are messing with the penis
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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