so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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