We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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