It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I'm way too hungover for life right now
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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