i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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