used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
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