Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
and i looked up. we had an audience...
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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