How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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