Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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