I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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