the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Say something about gay babies.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize