Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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