Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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