you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
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