The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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