So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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