My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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