why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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