I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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