When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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