just tell him i said nine months
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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