Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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