finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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