Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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