It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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