I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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