If i come over, it means nothing
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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