Three words: puerto rican gang bang
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Damn victory sex feels great
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
