There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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