I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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