At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
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