If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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