just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
My vagina is very pro this idea
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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