there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
if i died would you start the facebook group?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
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