how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
he puts the penis in happiness.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
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