Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
