just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Such a big mess for such a small penis
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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