thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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