Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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